She was finally relaxed for the first time before, after, and during her 3rd bath.
She peed in the tub and on my blue jeans. It's okay, her waste products smell like flowers still.
We're testing the water with the back of our hands. I think we got the temp right now.
It's still a tag team event. Mommy has to hold baby in the tub and above it while daddy wipes and soaps.
Maybe next time she'll poop on us.
Monday, January 21, 2008
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
The Alki Walk
We dropped onto the Alki strip this weekend. It was one of the first times that the sun decided to grace us in weeks.
I considered commemorating the birth of our child with a giant HAWK emblazoned onto my chest. The artist had other convictions about angels and dragons. We kindly declined his counter offer of skin art.
"Jimmy, I don't think a caricature of the baby with wings slaying a red dragon is the image I want to convey. Strong, but wrong."
I considered commemorating the birth of our child with a giant HAWK emblazoned onto my chest. The artist had other convictions about angels and dragons. We kindly declined his counter offer of skin art.
"Jimmy, I don't think a caricature of the baby with wings slaying a red dragon is the image I want to convey. Strong, but wrong."
Star Wacks
I found myself offended and marginalized by the Starbucks on Alki.
In the attempt to care for my child by cleaning her dirty diaper I was sexually ostracized by the conventions of society.
There is NO Diaper Changing table in the men's room of this cafe.
Much to the defeat of my pride and the stink of my child's behind, a woman saw my anxiety and let me into the ladies room while watching the door for me. The agony. Have we not progressed in the world enough to realize that men do baby work too now?
Starbucks is Wack!
(My apologies to the 8 women waiting in line outside of the Starbucks on Alki bathroom at 3:18pm last Sunday.)
In the attempt to care for my child by cleaning her dirty diaper I was sexually ostracized by the conventions of society.
There is NO Diaper Changing table in the men's room of this cafe.
Much to the defeat of my pride and the stink of my child's behind, a woman saw my anxiety and let me into the ladies room while watching the door for me. The agony. Have we not progressed in the world enough to realize that men do baby work too now?
Starbucks is Wack!
(My apologies to the 8 women waiting in line outside of the Starbucks on Alki bathroom at 3:18pm last Sunday.)
Arghhh
Some dumb lady in the bathroom line thought she was a boy because she was wearing brown.
Sexual Discrimination is rampant on Alki!!!
Sexual Discrimination is rampant on Alki!!!
Sunday, January 13, 2008
Saturday, January 12, 2008
She's Always Sleepy
Thursday, January 3, 2008
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